greek orthodox dressing

Yo Dr. Hippocrates, I need some Ouzo for my Metaxa...

...salad is so funny!

"women laughing alone with salad"...the best thing i've seen online in such a long time:


http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad

this post is a dream come true.

there are so many positive things i could write about this, but i can't stop laughing and smiling.

thanks ms. canada!

king of the radishes!

my first thought upon seeing this box was that it contained 1 huge radish. superior in size and taste, and ruler of all other radishes. 

my second thought was that the radish king had been kidnapped from it's box.


thirdly, i wonder if the radish king knows princess tomato from princess tomato in the salad kingdom.

in the meantime...

right right- another post that's not so about salad. i have a terrif salad spot coming up, but (please see title) i just had to post this: my latest attempt at some pad kee mao variation! 


this one was really good, and real close to the taste i associate with the dish!

plentiful on the chili, but ran a little short on basil. also, i threw in some chin kong choy and skipped on the bean sprouts.


the only not-awesome point of the experience was watching a poorly dressed hipster try to hit on the cashier at A Grocery. he went so far as to inform her that he "even eat(s) with chopsticks"...searching for love in all the wrong places. actually, i don't know that this idiot has a soul-mate waiting anywhere, and he definitely didn't make me feel great about being the next white guy in line. 


oh well, at least i can dress myself and cook...and just for full disclosure, i ate this food with a fork. jus sayin'.

princess tomato in the salad kingdom

if you're as much of a salad fanatic as i am, you gotta toss that noise up into every possible sector of life.
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behold!
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princess tomato in the salad kingdom (サラダの国のトマト姫 Salada no Kuni no Tomato Hime).



i love this game. tried to play it on tour once, but gave up.

the greenest leaf...

ok, even though i've been slightly sensitive and emotionally compromised lately, i swear this lady next to me in the produce section of the grocery scoffed at my selecting green leaf lettuce...she picked out something fancier i believe...frizzz-aye!

what's the word looking for to describe this...

"FRANCH"...!!!

here's the disturbingly self explanatory concept of "FRANCH" dressing...

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