Saturday, January 28, 2012

pizza hut salad towers!!!!!!!

at pizza hut, in china, patrons are limited to one go at the salad bar (the one bowl, one visit policy), which has prompted a very very exciting trend of creating well-crafted salad towers to maximize the amount of food! 

here's some words on the subject from the daily mail! (i added the !'s)


It's a conundrum that’s long challenged gluttons and hard-up students!
But now a scientist claims he has worked out how to truly make the most of a buffet bar – by piling food into a 3ft-high tower!
Unfortunately, while it allows you to eat vast quantities, the results don’t exactly look appetising!
Shen Hongrui, a Chinese engineer, advises hungry diners to build strong ‘walls’ with cucumber and carrots, creating a tall container on their plate to fill with their favourite foods!
He devised the set of instructions to get around the ‘one bowl, one visit’ rule at the salad bar in his local Pizza Hut in Beijing!
First, he tells diners to build a solid base, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes! ‘The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,’ he says!
Next, would-be gluttons must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold!
Then they should use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit as bricks to build the tower’s ‘walls’!
Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating! All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your heaving platter back to the table!

But Mr Hongrui’s method ended up backfiring – it became so popular that Pizza Hut scrapped all its salad bars in China! The art of piling food high on one’s plate has become known as ‘salad bar hacking’, inspiring websites with galleries devoted to towering piles of food!
The towering piles of cucumber – too much for a single person to eat – seem likely to end up in the bin and are likely to horrify campaigners against food waste!
Last year, 60 per cent of all food thrown away could have been eaten, according to a recent study – around 7.2million tons a year! The figure is down around 13 per cent on the previous year – possibly because of the economic downturn!
Other scientists have also been fascinated by salad bars!
Brian Wansink and colleagues at the Food and Brand Laboratory at Cornell University noticed that people with a high body mass index (BMI) – a measure of obesity - sit on average 16ft closer to a buffet than those with an average BMI!
They also found that 71 per cent of overweight people sit facing the food, compared to around 26 per cent of people of average weight!


AMAZING! and though i can't really eat much food ever, i would build tall!




Saturday, September 24, 2011

Thursday, September 1, 2011

...salad is so funny!

"women laughing alone with salad"...the best thing i've seen online in such a long time:


http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad




this post is a dream come true.


there are so many positive things i could write about this, but i can't stop laughing and smiling.


thanks ms. canada!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

king of the radishes!

my first thought upon seeing this box was that it contained 1 huge radish. superior in size and taste, and ruler of all other radishes. 


my second thought was that the radish king had been kidnapped from it's box.


thirdly, i wonder if the radish king knows princess tomato from princess tomato in the salad kingdom.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

in the meantime...

right right- another post that's not so about salad. i have a terrif salad spot coming up, but (please see title) i just had to post this: my latest attempt at some pad kee mao variation! 


this one was really good, and real close to the taste i associate with the dish!


plentiful on the chili, but ran a little short on basil. also, i threw in some chin kong choy and skipped on the bean sprouts.


the only not-awesome point of the experience was watching a poorly dressed hipster try to hit on the cashier at A Grocery. he went so far as to inform her that he "even eat(s) with chopsticks"...searching for love in all the wrong places. actually, i don't know that this idiot has a soul-mate waiting anywhere, and he definitely didn't make me feel great about being the next white guy in line. 


oh well, at least i can dress myself and cook...and just for full disclosure, i ate this food with a fork. jus sayin'.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

princess tomato in the salad kingdom

if you're as much of a salad fanatic as i am, you gotta toss that noise up into every possible sector of life.
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behold!
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princess tomato in the salad kingdom (サラダの国のトマト姫 Salada no Kuni no Tomato Hime).



i love this game. tried to play it on tour once, but gave up.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

the greenest leaf...

ok, even though i've been slightly sensitive and emotionally compromised lately, i swear this lady next to me in the produce section of the grocery scoffed at my selecting green leaf lettuce...she picked out something fancier i believe...frizzz-aye!

what's the word looking for to describe this...