Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Not in my garden...

Scene: Supermarket.
Item: 1 bottle of Olive Garden Italian Dressing.
Price: $2 (plus $1 off coupon)
...and still I couldn't bring my cheap ass to buy it!
I can't remember (because it's like 20 years), but salad maybe the only okay thing this place does, however...
The thought of seeing that logo staring back at me every time I open the refrigerator was a non-starter. Regardless of price.

I'm not there, and I'm not your fucking family.

.merda.