And the post following the previous post is...

The

Count Yr Dressings™

Open Call for Articles of Interest

for May 2024

(published in this Leo's month of August, 2024) 

winner was...

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Skinny Girl™, Discontinued (for Honey Dijon)
by Emji Saint Spero

what is that thing that women do when they eat salad?
i can't remember.


it's been so long.
since i've been a woman


or it could end like this:

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To emji it may concern,

Thank yiou for finally submitting to Count Yr Dressings!

Submission(s) Accepted and you are herein notified that though you have won, we encourage you and all accepted submission(s) to remember,

Nobody Wins Ever.

Wild Arugula Dreams on a Bed of Baby Spinach on a Sea of Vinaigrette. - CYD

For more terrific, though largely non-saladacious, work
by Emji Saint Spero, visit saintspero.com

And We'd Like To Thank...

...Baseball Card Vandals for fronting this dressed-down, motivational powerpoint of a piece! Pure taser-mounted chainsaw energy to get us back in the game. Announcing Count Yr Dressings™ Open Call for Articles of Interest (Submissions) for May 2024!

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I mean... look, we haven't posted single fucking follow up since 2(two)02(two)-fucking-2(two). Somebody hast, on the sliding scale of hast, to do this. That said, this is now your problem, and we're absolutely ready of capability and willing to make it damn happen to you - like it happened to us.

Send SUbmissions to: kennedy.tableblue @ gmail.com
Deadline: 11:11pm, April 15, 2024
Fuck taxes. Get dressed. 

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